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John 10:4. Who Goes There? When he brings out his own sheep, he goes before them; and the sheep follow him. READ: JOHN 10:1-6

The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.

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Matthew 16:25. Retirement Time. Whoever loses his life for My sake will find it. READ: Matthew 16:24-28

With only one piece of wood, I tried to convince the fire to light by use of a monologue.

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DEUTERONOMY 11:19. Teach Your Children Well. You shall teach [God’s Word] to your children . . . when you sit in your house, when you walk by the way, when you lie down, and when you rise up. READ: DEUTERONOMY 11:13-21

Organ donors put their heart into it.

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Mark 9:30-37. Whoever welcomes one such child…welcomes me. READ: Psalm 1 and Proverbs 31:10-31 –OR– Psalm 54 and Wisdom of Solomon 1:16-2:1, 12-22 or Jeremiah 11:18-20; James 3:13-4:3, 7-8a

The cannibal’s cookbook titled ‘How to Better Serve your Fellow Man’ was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.

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Matthew 5:17-20. Whoever does [the commandments] and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven….Unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. READ: Psalm 75, 76 * 23, 27; 2 Kings 2:1-18; 1 Corinthians 4:1-7

The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.